Gaige Joseph Hanrahan – Florida
This loser used to think he was a werewolf back in high school and that was the least cringe-worthy thing about him. He has had the same fake lesbian “girlfriend” (Kendra Divina Fry) on and off since high school because he thought girls kissing girls was “super HAWT” and basically threw away his entire friend group to be with her. They’re in an on and off relationship where both parties cheat and attack each other. He is addicted to anime pornography and got kicked out of the Army for jerking it to hentai cartoons.