HEATHER LYNNE SWANSON, AKA “SWAN-KNEE-PADS”, is 100% a lying, cheating, backstabbing, gold-digging, un-loyal piece of white trash from BACKPAGE.COM. She’s a HOME WRECKING CHEATER. Heather juggles many guys at the same time. Her “real” boyfriend is always someone around her own age (born in year 1988) . And she juggles multiple, stupid middle aged guys at the same time. WARNING TO ALL MIDDLE AGED GUYS: Wake Up! Your being played by a cheap, easy Ho. You either have material possessions she likes, or you can do “Stuff ” for her, such as a service like a car mechanic and things along those lines. You’re just being USED, and she’s already fooled a long string of guys before you. Great is you like Sloppy seconds, or thirds or fourths. GROSS! She’s an opportunist, so whenever a “better” guy comes along, she just adds them to her existing boyfriends. She’ll put guys names into her phone contacts as a girls name instead to throw you off. So when you THINK she’s texting girlfriends, it’s REALLY dudes and hookups. OR she also likes to SPAM people and then hide them that way too. Plus cheater cell phone apps. It’s ALL in her phone, the cheating. She’s always texting on her cell phone, she can’t keep her ugly, chinless face off the phone. She freaked out because the government shut down BACKPAGE.COM and that’s what Heather was doing to make extra money to support her drug habit. She buys her drugs from her half-brother Matt Anderson. She does any drug she can get her hands on. She sells drugs from her work vehicles. She should never be around kids, driving her kid around in the car while high all the time, and carting her kid around in the car in between all her “men”. She would be an evil stepmother. She talks about everyone behind their backs and complains about them. HELLO, that’s how she will treat you one day. She says she’s so independent and proud, but that’s just fake and a lie. She’s a gold digger playing reverse psychology on you. She’ll say everything and do everything that you want to hear. But that’s all FAKE. She’s a low down, immoral person with how she’s affected people’s lives. She also commits WELFARE FRAUD by taking cash jobs from her “friends”. And she also has sex with her “friends” for whatever “stuff” they can give her. She owes many people an apology for being a home wrecking, cheating little cunt. Oh, and that picture is her Mugshot and she’s on probation.